Janice Enjoys Some "Big Fat Dick"

After being stuck in Central Texas for the past 6 months, my old roomie arrived in L.A. for a visit, ready to party his ass off in WeHo. Naturally, we ended up at FuBar, which on Thursday nights is known as "Big Fat Dick."

The night had been pretty tame--a little dancing here and there--some open bar at Obar earlier in the evening and whatnot. So, when we got to FuBar, my ass was nearly ready to head home.

In the midst of dancing near the bar area, I turned around, expecting to see my friend, Mike, and instead found myself face to face with Madame Dickinson. Out of sheer campy joy, I (of course) began screaming, as did Mike and Janice found herself stuck between 2 hardcore ANTM fans who were clearly losing their shit. It was at this point that she grabbed me by the shoulders, shook me and yelled, "That's right! Shake it, bitches!" and continued her journey to the bar.

I wonder if she had known that I had written this, which eventually led to this, would she have opted to throw a slap my way, for good measure? Or thanked me?

I guess we'll never know.